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How to loosen up to strengthen relationships

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'

The little player nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters most is that we win or lose together as a team?'

The player nodded 'yes'.
'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a "pecker-head". Do you understand all that?' The player nodded 'yes' again.

The coach continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so a teammate gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to throw things at me or call me 'a dumb ass' is it?'
The player agreed: 'NO'.
'GOOD', said the coach.
'Now go over there and explain that to your GRANDMOTHER.'

Being the social chairman at an engineering fraternity is like ...

1) This might be easer to explain using a vin chart.

 Everything I'm going to talk about today, you already know. I'm just going to remind you and take a deeper look into each of these topics. It's like looking into your neighbors window with a pair of binoculars and today we're going to use a telescope.

Lighten up

Be your authentic self

Listen like your life depended on it.

Working with IBM on behalf of the post office

Detroit Post Office

Key West Post Office

Pensacola Post Office

That lady is FAT

Mom's memory test story

Dad in Destin with Josh

Willy Sutton Smile and Gun

Chicago Hotdog Stand

Falling in Lake

Waverly Hotel

Socaties

Will these sox shrink

Signage: Proctologist, Eye doctor (if you don't see what you're looking for), Maternity room, Vets office, Ozarks, a flush beats a full house, 

Delta Airline story: faster than a scalded dog. Faster than a catfish at a family reunion

She is going to NY, but her luggage is going to El Paso

Last words

Oscar Wild

Marco Polo

How we respond to running water

Crota story by Jim Dale

Josh with dishwasher

America's Funniest Videos

the toilet's empty now

Dante's inferno

12% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife

It's not what you do or say that people will remember, it's how you make them feel.

It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt: attributed to Abe Lincoln

We need to be reminded a lot more than we need to be instructed by Samuel Johnson (A Dictionary of the English Language (1755). This was the first major dictionary of English)

Planet Fitness: What time did I get here? Furniture disease

Your best friend was once a stranger

Admitting you've been a jerk is the first step to recovery

If you're a certified jerk, you need help, but don't come to me I don't want anything to do with you.

On the one side you have hi, Mr. Jones. Good to see you again. Grab a seat. Is there anything I can get for you before we begin.

On the other side, you have a human